Better than school

Things I have learned while watching TV in my tylenol induced coma.

• How to Overcome Sexual Terrorism-I just saw this on the screen. There was an old white guy talking so I don't know if he was the victim or the perp. I continued on.
• They found a finger in Wendy's chili, which is so funny. Apparently the woman that found it has been charged with fraud but they still don't know whose finger it is. I just think about if I was still working at Wendy's and I was spooning out the chili and if I saw a finger... I wouldn't stop screaming.
• Yesterday was the 15 year birthday of the hubble telescope.
• That young lady, who messed up the American anthem, then fell! Ohmigod. Ohmigod.
• Turns out, Pierre Trudeau, kinda a big sexist jerk.
• And even at 1230pm Showcase will showcase naked people!
• Even though a chimp may enjoy smoking and it sure is funny looking, doesn't mean we should give him smokes, it's very bad for him and the chimps around him.
• Buffy and Angel so belong together.
• So if I was Rodolphe Lindt and I invented some wonderful chocolate machine, I wouldn't name it the conche! Sheesh.
• If you jump out of a plan make sure there are no other planes around cause you might hit it and it might take off both your legs right below the knee and if after that you still somehow manage to deploy your chute and land, you may die at the hospital.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Um... Landlord II

Yeah, I'm still not there. Just sitting at home, knitting, reading, and zonked out with extra strength tylenol and cough syrup, being as pitiful and whiny as humanly possible. Being sick with a mom around rules however. Okay. Going to go now.

Um.. Landlord?

So right... in all the hubbub, I meant to tell you I'm away till Friday so. Sorry. I did figure you would figure it out and all but I really should have told you. Bad Leone! Bad.

In honour of Jen's Blog...

Okay, so detailing the shared genetic makeup and all, I've decided to follow in Jen's style of blogging and see if that helps me get up to her level of doing-stuffness. My schedule is as follows:

Tuesday
Go get my exams from Bill and note all my mistakes and look over how to do t tests since I have forgotten. Return by 3.
Study Motivation and Emtion till we go home, (5ish I think)complete chapter outline so I can start committing it to memory
Tonight I will complete keyword notes for Engl and review all poems
Wednesday
Study for Engl starting at 9
Engl Exam at 130
Study for Motivation and Emotion till bedtime
Thursday
Exam for Motivation and Emotion at 9
Appointment at 2
Complete Abnormal notes and spend rest of time on Stats
Friday
Morning=Abnormal
Afternoon=Stats
Evening=most likely stats
Saturday
Stats exam at 9
Abnormal exam at 130
Dairy Queen baby, oh yeah!


Abnormal is for Abnormal Psychology, not like abnormality of something. That would be stats.

Daylight Savings

Florescent light shades my skin gray,
this I blame on malnutrition.

Every student should know
what I heard-
that albatross
can relive the toothache
that scury can bring.

Blind, I balance pros and
argue cons-
by not drinking, I'm saving money,
but to mention, to note,
the braincells that I'm depriving
of their brave and timely death.

The tug of war unheeded continues
and my polish will chip
before the dense light of a pulp filtered sun

disappears

the stretch of nothern light turns my flesh
inside out and back again.
My veins have never been so magical
before I came
to the north.
~me

Sawdust

Exciting news is my two poems in the UNBC anthology, Sawdust. It's not the most amazing thing ever but it makes me happy. It's fun because Florence, Lisa, and lots of other people I know are in it and we do this whole signing thing and it's fun. That's all I have to say right now because I'm just blogging for the sake of blogging and I don't have time to make a long blog but my next blog will probably be on Katimavik. I'm trying to resist the urge to write a blog about how much I hate school cause it's just old news. But seriously, anyone in PG should go up to the University and buy a copy of Sawdust. It rules. Cause I'm in it. Twice. Whee!

And everyone needs to go to Julia's blog (juliasaid.blogspot.com or 'the middle child' blog link) and read her April 3rd entry about BoM because I think it is very important. Julia rules.