Does the Sheep know what is in the fleece, or wilt thou go ask the Alpaca? Can Wisdom be put in a wood needle, or Love in an overplied single?
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Bloated Arnold
so this morning, I ate two pancakes really quickly (it was the source of food I used to bribe myself out of bed half an hour late) and chugged my coffee before coming to school, and then in Jen's car we were discussing the future ramifications of automated trash pickup (the terminator) and then we said something about Arnold being governor, and then my tummy made some gurgling noise, so I went 'uuuggghh' and Jen agreed with me. So now it determined I have yucky arnold tummy. And frankly, my arnold tummy is very upset and bleckey. On other news, I'm making a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Website! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. And I got a spray bottle for Spike jumping on the counters. He's not so happy about this recent purchase. Hey, it's nearly my birthday! Have you all gotten more presents yet? huh? Punk.
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so you know that according to kitty pyscology books, if you spray spike everytime he climbs on the counter, he'll just understand that he has to go on the counter when you aren't there...
but hey, outta side, outta mind
Ooookay, so like every single day you tell me another two or three things you'd like for either christmas or your birthday. Despite knowing I already have your birthday and christmas gifts. *sigh*
And yeah, when you made the 'uuuuuggghh' noise I thought it was for Arnold. Now Arnold and pancakes are forever connected in my mind. And your tummy.
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